I’m not really looking to hear from people who don’t think this way, with answers like “insecurity”, “toxic masculinity”, etc. I want to hear answers from men who really detest men who sit to pee.
Follow-up questions:
- when you have to piss while shitting, do you stand up turn around and piss on your shit and then sit back down to finish shitting?
- are you ever groggy in the morning?
- how clean is your toilet and surrounding floor, and whose job is cleaning it?
- what are your true passions in life?
I sit facing the toilet so that I don’t have to turn around to push the flush handle.
And you can put your comic and chocolate milk on the little shelf in the back!
And you can check the temperature of the inside of the bowl free-hands.
Do you make a beeping noise when you back out of the bathroom after?
No, that would be weird.
Hey, don’t call me weird!