“Do you have to swear so much, dude?”

My favorite passage: “…”

The 1812 Overture to braille

Elon Musk did not pay anyone.

Girl, just drop your eggs in the current, and I’ll disperse my spermatozoa all over 'em!

My favorite experience in this regard was watching YouTube on xbox (i know, i know)… They played a 40 minute redbull “ad” on a five minute video. In what sane world should ads be 8 fucking times longer than the content?!?!1?

The Band Formerly-Known As Ni.

I’m digging the new single A Shrubbery. That shit slaps.

“Wort wort wort. Posolé.”

Gimme da cash!

Wouldn’t it be a bit more concerning if it exploded into smaller, yet complete satellites…? Exploding “into pieces” seems downright SOP to me.

Line as in… SINGULAR…?

Beauregard Lionett IRL

Consider me a sworn enemy, then. Can’t stand that man.

With that attitude, it will be…

I pray the Lord will also leak.

And you can put your comic and chocolate milk on the little shelf in the back!

“There’s two things i can’t stand; people that are intolerant of other people, and the Dutch.”

Reading my own thoughts while having not written them is trippy.

I was thinking Cheech and Chong:

“Hardhat to base.”

“Hey, go ahead, officer Lardass.”

“No, it’s hardhat. Hard. Hat.”

“Copy that, officer Lardass.”