I wish I could find that video where someone off-screen yells “Duck!”, and the guy does, but gets hit with an incoming duck anyway.

Likewise, if someone screams, “Get DOWN!” you’re going to want to confirm it is not a time-displaced funk singer encouraging you to boogie on with your bad self, lest you make yourself look foolish. See also, Hit the Floor.

Step 1: Secret Service says “duck”

Step 2: demented president(elect) confuses af

Step 3: ???

Step 4: president vance?

Quack

“Rock Lobster!”