And he ordered all flags be raised to 1.5 mast.

No.

No.

Tourism, in general, but all the world’s romantic, marvellous and ‘unique’ spots: Venice, Rome, Athens, Paris, London, NYC, San Fran…

Crowds, rules, fees, more fees, lineups, crowd control, advanced ticket sales(with specific time slots) for natural wonders.

There’s a Grotto at a National Park on the Bruce Peninsula in Ontario, Canada that requires you to book at least a day in advance - to park and hike.

Brutal.

Is the table used to hold your pants as you change your diaper?

Yeah, socks and undies tend to disintegrate over time, so perhaps 4 years for socks, 6 for undies?

The rest of the wardrobe could (and has!) last decades.

Shower of Power.

Was it an opal pendant, or perhaps a cameo?

Also, I prefer French press over percolate.

Drill, baby, drill.

Between Ivankada and Erico.

The fuckers forgot their car keys and had to dash back in!

coumpoundwordsareamarvelouszeuge.

He’ll still get full pay, stock options, golden parachutes…

…without those bothersome quarterly “meetings”…

Of course!

Homemade guac rocks. I’m doing the homemade tzatziki.

It used to be Fruit of the Loom, but it’s too woke.

Not too sure about the ‘tried’ or ‘tested’, but 100% agree otherwise.

I backup my backup servers to my production machines.

Circular redundancy, ftw!

I’m rescinding your invite to my party.

Hunter2

“Rock Lobster!”

Saving, to continue returning.