I know politics can be a very contentious topic, so why don’t we try and lighten the mood a bit?
The Hamburglar. I find his platform of a burger taxes to be pretty compelling. Also the fact he’s honest about his intentions to steal burgers goes a long way in demonstrating he isn’t like other politicians.
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Blahaj the cutest shonk president the world will ever see.
It’s finally time for Vermin Supreme to reign supreme. Ponies for everyone is what this nation needs.
I was gonna say Vermin Supreme, but then you said wrong answers only, so now I’m stumped.
Comrade Karl Marx.
Austin Powers baaabbbbyyyy
The only candidate that can save us from Nixon’s new robot body.
On a related note, does anyone know how to embed images in Jerboa?
Remember the Rent is Too Damn High guy? I think this is his year.
Mitt Romney?
Would legit love seeing someone like that in the presidency. Someone who is 100% ‘Fuck the corporations’.
the “ancient aliens” guy
I wasnt thinking about running but I possibly got a pretty good shot
So you’re a multimillionaire? ^^
Hadn’t thought about being a multimillionaire either but sounds fun maybe I’ll do that too
What is your stance on legalizing dank memes?
I won’t rest until recreational use of dank memes are legalized
This could be the opportunity that we need to put GIF with a hard G into legislation
I’d vote for you
Thanks. You’re the key demographic I’m after
Bernie sanders
I’m betting big that the voters will suffer a massive defeat
I’d bet my left nut on that
Double or nothing?
Kanye obviously
Putin
They said wrong answers
You think he’d be re-elected?
