Probably.
But since Sardinia seems to have folloewd Italy to the Americas and Corsica looks like it vanished, could we get Cuba in their place?
Some weird choices there with Sardinia and Sicily
And Corsica just vanishes
An absolute downgrade. No sane person would ever want Fl*rida to replace Italy
I mean if that means Italy would be closer to me, and florida much much further away I think that would make me sane to want to switch.
And you move that shithole to our continent
Have fun with the Campi Flegrei
Why is a shitpost like this the first time I’m reading of this. Why isn’t this an issue in european newspapers?
Because it’s mostly hyped in pseudo scientific news. Yes it’s a super vulcano, there will be some evacuations happening. But no, there will not be a super eruption.
Because it’s not news until a catastrophic eruption is imminent, I guess? Same reason geological stuff isn’t an issue in west coast American newspapers.
Well you see, Florida would have to adapt to EU rules or lose all the EU funding.
And we don’t tolerate POS like DeSantis.
So give it time, and it will all settle like it is now.
You say that, but Berlusconi was Prime Minister of Italy for a long time.
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The mob would have a field day
Nah, the left Sicily where it was.
Italy has plenty of mob besides Sicily.
If we need to take Florida, I want Cuba in the Mediterranean Sea as well.
So I get rid of the land border with France, but in exchange I get a land border with USA - possibly the only worse country.
Also we lose Sicily and their awesome food and women but we get to keep Sardinia, where the best food is cheese with worms and the best women are one meter tall with moustache.
Bad deal man.
At least there’s no Corsica anymore (Sardinia but Fr*nch 🤢)
Fam, corsicans are the only ones who hate French more than us, they are welcome to rejoin Italy whenever they want.
And remember you get a border with the worst part of the USA, even better!
So I get rid of the land border with France, but in exchange I get a land border with USA - possibly the only worse country.
We’re not going to go to all that trouble just to keep the damn place. You get the worst of both worlds: French Floridians!
Sooo… New Orleans?
Is it not in Louisiana ? What joke do I miss ?
As a effectively Canadian that just moved to Florida zis is tri bone non
Knowing very little about the two islands, I find the contrasting descriptions hilarious.
And don’t you wish you kept knowing very little? Instead… https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_martzu
Why are you taking Sardinia, but not Sicilia
Trade Offer:
You receive: Alligators, Meth
You Give: Debt, Mafia
At least with the Alligators you can negotiate.
No one is happy. That is how you know you have reached a compromise.
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Putting the Vatican below the Bible belt is going to be a disaster
Nah not really, the catholic church loves going below the belt
Well, the Italian government is going full-on neo-fascist, so it’d probably be a wash, but the food would be so much better!
Nah most of the bible belt are baptists, evangelicals, and people who don’t even believe in Christianity but use it as a cover for their fascist bullshit. There is no universe where they would get along with Catholics. Having them be that close to the Catholics would probably result in another protestant vs catholic war.
Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.
US Catholics have adapted a lot of the beliefs from the protestant-oriented groups in the US. Try asking Paul Ryan or Rick Santorum if they accept the Vatican’s official stance on evolution and watch them squirm. Having the Vatican be right there would be . . . difficult.
It would still be a disaster what ever happens. I never said them getting along would cause said disaster
I’m into it, and I can see mexico and Cuba being into it as well.
As someone that lives in Florida, would we go over to Europe or do we stay here in the new Italian location?
From America’s wang to Vera Wang in one easy step.
I love how Sicily doesn’t follow the rest of the country
Italy going from just a boot, to a boot about to kick Cuba’s ass.
