Suddenly I’ve had a weekend like in my 20s, but I didn’t have to spend a bunch of money on overpriced cocktails.
The real question is, do I magically end up with a boring, closeted “straight” guy who pumps and runs directly afterwards, or am I just walking home naked? Because depending on how that answers, it’s either a weekend from my early 20s, or my vacation to Mexico a few years back.
I’d be mortified. I don’t think I would ever recover.
I’m not wearing any clothes.
Really depends on whether that includes the hairties holding my pigtails in place. If the pigtails stay, I think I can still walk out of this sports bar with my dignity intact.
I’m a believer of science, so I would like to understand how did you reach to that conclusion.
Oh, because the rest of my outfit was just work clothes and I was tired of wearing them anyway. But I put the pigtails in braids on purpose, I’d just done it, and it looked super cute.
Okay, it took me too long to realise that you were talking about a sports bra and not a bar.
I kept thinking to myself if sports bar was like this place where people were too engrossed in drinking protein shakes to not pay attention to a naked person.
OP is talking about people being butt-naked in this winter. Err, if you have longer pigtails, I guess you could do something of that situation.
No, a bar. A busy, loud, crowded bar with sticky tables and cheap beer.
I’m currently sat on the toilet, I guess I’d take it as my queue to go have a shower
Ugh, first I teleport three feet to the side and no later than 24 hrs I’m suddenly stark naked? It’s going to take a toll on my mental health for sure, but other than that I’ll be really frustrated because I’m wearing my favourite shirt right now
It does not affect anything.
