That’s what I used to think too!

No, if you die in the Matrix you die in real life

It’s a shower, but just for your ass

I’ve only managed it once, flying around a featureless void, exulting in the feeling of control. Then a fistfight, again with a featureless opponent. It felt like controlling the dream to that extent and not waking up took a lot of brain power

I’m currently sat on the toilet, I guess I’d take it as my queue to go have a shower

Jesus fucking Christ, I assumed it was a “hurr durr narrow eyes” racist thing, what you’ve said/linked is way worse

Oh has that stuff finally dropped?

Just like they do for all of their experts, don’t know why they bother asking them

Like, I don’t agree with the politics, whole situation is filled to the brim with war criminals, but I must shitpost

Hamas is stored in the balls

0, don’t come to my house, these sweets are for me

Damn girl, that’s some transition goals! I hope I look as good as you do one day

A machine that perfectly dispenses things: The perfect amount of cereal + milk in a bowl The perfect about of squash and water The perfect amount of soap/shampoo The perfect amount of moisturizer

Happy birthday Queen! Thanks for being one of the things that helped me realise

In real life? Or from terminally online keyboard warriors?

Survey isn’t very mobile friendly, couldn’t fill out the user experience questions so I gave up

ITT: tankies

We’re allowed to think they’re both cunts you know?

There’s no winners, just arseholes with guns killing civilians

Even after reading the comments I still have no idea what’s going on