If I don’t put my bread in the fridge, it’s moldy within a week. It’s all meant to be toasted anyway.
I actually love these new slangs! Based.
Breath of the Wild. I got near the end and then realized I don’t have the Master Sword. That really bummed me out and I just stopped playing.
I was in the Top 20 leaderboards in Fight Night Champion at one point. Then people figured out how to hack scores and I was bumped off.
Neither. I don’t consider drugs being the reason someone is cool nor is it an indicator of mental issues.
Yes. If I can enjoy other people’s corny jokes and snarky comments, I would probably like my own too.
It was because he sang the “I Love You” song. It was uncool.
Same thing I do now. TV, video games, find something to do with friends.
How I calculate percentages and settle for close enough.
That was my face too listening to the orange man
When I was a kid, my parents made me do hand writing exercises. I had to fill whole sheets of paper with slashes and slinky loops.
Characters pretending to play video games on a controller
Because the last time I took a taxi was when I was 10 and that’s how I was raised.
I forgot I even had an ironing board in my closet. I haven’t needed to use that thing in 10 years.
“Sorry, sir. No tip because you kept getting lost.”
No, the MLK part was my own shitpost contribution. But yes it was being taking out of context. The article says they don’t hire white men for “specific roles.”
They were looking for someone to play Martin Luther King.
Did you or did you not turn the stove off?