all my friends in school took shop. i took home ec.
if anyone’s interested in some further reading / contextual information on this article / conflict specifically (or conflict generally):
“a fart is a turd honking for the right of way”
don’t they all have school to go to?
i’ve just gained mine
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there’s no evidence you’re not typing that comment because a gnome jumped up your butthole
english breakfast:
protein ham
protein bacon
protein sausage
protein eggs
protein beans
protein/garbage blood sausage
garbage mushrooms
garbage tomato
starch hash browns
starch toast
…but the beans make it superior to anything americans do. seriously beans with breakfast wtf are americans doing wrong. missing beans that’s what
but seriously…choose a protein or two and ditch the fucking mushrooms jfc wtf is wrong with people it’s not an animal or a plant its a fungus i don’t want to eat the stuff that grows at the base of your toilet.
ditch the mushrooms and it looks delicious. and add more beans.
attributed to john lennon: “if you tried to give rock and roll another name you might call it ‘chuck berry’”
attributed to bob dylan: chuck berry is “the shakespeare of rock and roll”
…how ‘articulate’ do you need to be?
what a nonce
you’re absolutely right. perfect should be the enemy of good.
you honestly believe the global south will be no worse if the world’s only hegemon turns fascist?
my god how many stars had to align to make that joke. wish i could think of puns in my own response but even if i could they wouldn’t match this. fucking bravo.
i’m probably going to come back to this in a few days and marvel at it again. JFC nicely done.
no idea why some take issue with your statement…the 9th paragraph of the article:
“The problem is that where destructive earthquakes are rare, buildings are simply not constructed robustly enough to cope with strong ground shaking, so many collapse, resulting in high casualties,” said Bill McGuire, professor emeritus of geophysical and climate hazards at University College London. “I would expect the final death toll to climb into the thousands once more is known. As with any big quake, aftershocks are likely, which will lead to further casualties and hinder search and rescue.”
emphasis mine
that’s the means. the end is for them to all stay in the closet, or…if their prayers are answered (good luck with that) to not exist.
50,000 Elvis fans can’t be wrong