I wish that I had Chesse’s girl

Oh, I know.

To paraphrase Office Space:

Let me ask you something. Where you work, does anyone ever tell you to “think different?”

No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.

No W, then?

It’s Never Cloudy in Philadelphia.

Until something gooier comes along.

(really I just saw an opportunity to use “gooier” for the first time and I just couldn’t pass it up)

I had my glasses on, and it still took DrSteveBrule’s comment plus about 30 more seconds before I got it smh

Also you said tit Ook OOk OOK HOOHOO HAHOO!

And the worse my eyes get, the more fun reading becomes!

Lifetime confirmed bachelorettes.

How should I say should? How should I talk talk? Should I talk to the Colonel about putting the scissors in the drawer?

I like X too, we should hang out!

I spread the shazzy on the kids’ shells. It’s delicious!

Who says that the person you replied to named themselves after that Jesus?

Strangely, Decatur, IL is in the “soda” region, but my family usually says, “pop.” I knew a guy from Peoria that said “sodie,” no idea if that was regional or just him.

Central IL, I don’t know if it would count but there are several in a close area: Krekel’s Custard. Known for smashburgers and homemade ice cream. Similar to Culver’s but older I think, and better.

I can eat a Portillo’s beef in a pinch, but if I have my choice and I’m in Chicago, I’m going to Al’s.