It’s gonna be really difficult not to piss on my pants through the crevasse under the toilet seat with this guaranteed boner material
It’s gonna be really difficult not to piss on my pants through the crevasse under the toilet seat with this guaranteed boner material
Yes, would you listen to this Jerkface? They speak the truth!
Just wanted to let you know that this is probably the tenth time I’ve revisited this comment just to read it and chuckle
Y’all get your own way of talkin’
Yay!
and power grid
Fuck!
Also “appraised” and “apprised” are not homonyms, unless you pronounce them wrong.
My Texan ass has entered the chat
Found @[email protected]’s early artwork
Liquid sound? Dethklok would like a word with you
Fat Texan checking in: my blood is 1/3 ranch
You don’t have children, do you?
I’m not sure that person has ever seen a child
Can, should, and hopefully will. His charming smile and faux-liberal persona on dirty jobs did insurmountable damage to worker’s rights by slow-walking the youth to believing that safety and unions only slow down otherwise reasonable progress.
There should be one-episode reboot where Mike gets to perform blue collar tasks with machinery that’s missing all legally required safety labels and fail-safes. Then he’s only given a description of what he’s supposed to accomplish with zero earnings or regulations. At the end of the episode, Mike and whatever pieces of him that remain gets to receive their paycheck after all debts are settled at the company store. That final amount is what he gets to use for rent and food for the week.
Let’s see what peripety the ground beef version of Mike Rowe finds in his anagnorisis of promoting the death and dismemberment of his own fan base.
Cops have been experimenting with wearable cameras for some time, but they seem to either be incredibly unreliable or goddamn liars. Sometimes the cameras are unable to even display related footage for years at a time!
Mike Rowe: oCEaN!
(hold for laughter and applause)
Woke toddler was working for Big Baby to make Tesla look bad
Also, firefighters are just beefy sexy shills for the axe industry
Approximately four and a half billion years ago, some rocks and shit became friends and hugged each other so tight that they created the earth.
After a few hundreds of millions of years, life appeared on earth.
Then, four-ish billion years later, Nyasasaurus was like, “roar y’all.”
And now there are birds. They’re like, “caw y’all,” and we’re all like, “yo, that’s a bird.” Then the lizards are like, “me too bro.”
The end.
That is an adorable name and I wish all of you the comfort you need and Navi the health she deserves. As painful as it can be for you, being with Navi makes it less painful for her. I cuddled my dog extra tight last night thinking about Navi.
What is her name and can you share a story about her with us? Our love to you both
That’s a diarrhea doodie sandwich
Getting strapped to the floor of a Dragon sounds like a great plot for a space thriller