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minus-squareNOT_RICK@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·4 months agoDon’t forget the 4500 emails suggesting you upgrade to slorp pro-premium-plus-max
minus-squarewizzor@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoThen when you finally upgrade to premium plus max lifetime, the acquisition happens and lifetime licenses get cancelled.
minus-squarelugal@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoYou make fun of this but I really had bonto pro-premium-plus-max and it comes with many benefits like not getting these mails anymore
minus-squarekshade@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months ago“You have 17 messages in your Slorp-box! Click here to log in”
minus-squareSemi-Hemi-Lemmygod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-24 months ago“Loser McDouchebag from high school recently Slorped! Click here to read it!”
Don’t forget the 4500 emails suggesting you upgrade to slorp pro-premium-plus-max
Then when you finally upgrade to premium plus max lifetime, the acquisition happens and lifetime licenses get cancelled.
You make fun of this but I really had bonto pro-premium-plus-max and it comes with many benefits like not getting these mails anymore
“You have 17 messages in your Slorp-box! Click here to log in”
“Loser McDouchebag from high school recently Slorped! Click here to read it!”