Since the joke of “that was not on my 20XX bingo card” is so popular and we’re facing a dangerous year in front of us, what’s on your 2025 bingo card?

here are some of mine with varying degrees of confidence,

• Taylor Swift gets in controversy over something dumb
• U.S. nationwide HRT ban proposed
• Bluesky gets advertisements
• Florida gets exactly 3 hurricanes
• some sort of glass shortage
• coca cola gets in a lawsuit
• skibidi toilet creator does something controversial
• Elon musk tries to buy Wikipedia