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Haha I love how it has four reviews/3.3 stars
Haha I love how it has four reviews/3.3 stars
I have a kid and I feel this way.
To be clear, I absolutely love my son and I’m glad I have him. But I also still feel like if I had decided not to have kids, I’d have been fine with it.
It’s a different framing now though, of “Do you want a kid”, in the hypothetical, vs. “Would you be ok if you didn’t have [Insert your kid’s name here].” I’d be devastated if my son were not in my life. But I think I’d have been fine if I chose not to have a kid.
My brother in law has ADHD. He lives next door to me.
He has a car he parks on the street. In my city you’re required to get a registration sticker for your car, it’s like $100 or something, good for a year. Every day you don’t have a valid sticker you can get a new ticket on your car. It takes two minutes to go online and order a new one.
For the last three years, hes been racking up tickets on his car for an expired sticker. One a week roughly, $60 per ticket I think. He usually lets them pile up until he gets final notices then pays them all online at double the cost.
Twice now he’s has his car booted, then impounded, due to unpaid tickets. He even includes tickets on his car as part of budgeting. I’ve offered a couple times if he’d hand me his license to go online and order the sticker for him. I’ve stopped offering since that offer is met with intense anger.
It takes TWO MINUTES to go online and order a new one. Poor guy
Not gonna lie, had me in the first half
The “real deal” with Waylon Smithers is that he’s Mr. Burns’ assistant. He’s in his early 40’s, is unmarried, and currently resides in Springfield
Jokes on you, it’s four half limes in my fridge
Gah I really didn’t expect to get CSS-triggered on this thread
My hometown installed roundabouts, with 4 way stop signs. Like, why.
They’re pretty bland til you scoop some sugar on them
For the love of God and all that is holy… MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!
I do this too. It took a while for my wife to fully understand that if she wanted to try something on my plate, she better not wait til the last few bites
I guess this tree has leaves on it I can eat?
Welp that’s enough Internet for me today
My wife and I refer to a cat in the lap compelling the other to do things for you as the “Kitty Claws” of our marriage contract
I worked at an office once where the wifi legitimately got worse when it rained. It was because the buildings internet used an antenna instead of being wired, and the building was just barely in range of the source signal. When it rained, it was enough added distortion to make it noticeably worse.
I feel like I’ve seen this exact scenario plenty of times except the red and blue flashing lights never come on - the cop just lets it go
Just tried it, got 21/42. I’m with you, I’ve adapted a lot as I’ve grown up. Still have plenty of weird sensory issues but I’ve come up with ways to cope or avoid them instead of having them drive me insane
Get a second bishop in there and use il vaticano to capture the queen